Breakers' Service
As one would expect from a luxury hotel, the service at The Breakers is excellent. In fact, they have a remarkable 3:1 staff-to-guest ratio. I knew the service was going to be good when the bellman arrived to our room a minute after we did. I was taken aback when I returned to the room a couple days later only to find that the dirty laundry I had thrown on the floor had been folded neatly. Why can't I get this kind of treatment at home? Oh yeah, I live alone.